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May 03, 2006
Sometimes A Girl
...can only stand so much.
A Pakistani woman beheaded her husband, chopped up his body and dumped the dismembered parts in a sewerage drain after he announced plans to take a fourth wife, police said on Wednesday.
Posted by tree hugging sister at May 3, 2006 09:15 AM
Comments
I guess his plan turned out to be a decapital idea.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 09:18 AM
Take heed, Major Dad.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 3, 2006 09:25 AM
He went to pieces over her.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 3, 2006 09:32 AM
Three's company, but four's...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 09:32 AM
...SHISH KABOB!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 3, 2006 09:34 AM
Has anybody here ever heard of Johnny Hoy?
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 09:44 AM
Although I'm not sure what her problem was, since according to the story four wives are legal in Pakistan. So it seems like in addition to beheading her husband she also be headed for some serious punishment.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 09:45 AM
I guess there's enough of him to go around now.
Posted by: Rob at May 3, 2006 09:51 AM
Yeah, she really vented his spleen.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 09:58 AM
She decided to cut her losses.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 10:18 AM
She felt that his attentions were too divided.
Posted by: Nightfly at May 3, 2006 10:43 AM
And now he has nobody.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 10:48 AM
Usually the wife is the one who loses her head over these things...tho she still may.
Posted by: Crusader at May 3, 2006 10:53 AM
That depends on if the authorities can piece together enough evidence, Nightfly.
Posted by: Rob at May 3, 2006 11:03 AM
I heard he might sewer.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 11:08 AM
It's cut and dry, Bingley.
Posted by: Rob at May 3, 2006 11:24 AM
All they know for sure is that he liked to travel all over Pakistan.
Posted by: Nightfly at May 3, 2006 12:06 PM
"Honey, you treat me like chopped liver."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 12:16 PM
THS would never resort to such crude methods, her proficiency with firearms would preclude her from using a utensil. Why would anyone want three let alone four wives? Unless of coure they were brain dead, subservient nymphos who can cook and did swimsuit modeling on the side.
Posted by: major dad at May 3, 2006 01:09 PM
Valid points all, major dad.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 01:13 PM
Yeah, but three or four mothers-in-law?
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 01:33 PM
Lorena Bobbitt not looking so bad now, huh? ;)
Posted by: Mash at May 3, 2006 01:50 PM
She's a cut above the rest, Mash.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 3, 2006 01:53 PM
But below the belt
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 03:02 PM
Unless of coure they were brain dead, subservient nymphos who can cook and did swimsuit modeling on the side.
Sounds good to me. Where can I convert? Do the wives come with conversion, or do I have to use a catalog?
Oh, wait, polygamy is illegal in the States. Rats!
Well, at least I kept my head.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 3, 2006 04:25 PM
Take my wife...please!
Posted by: Mash at May 3, 2006 05:28 PM
(Oh, you are sooooo TOAST, Mash!)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 3, 2006 05:33 PM
They left this scene out of the last episode of Big Love.
Posted by: Nightfly at May 3, 2006 07:13 PM
Jeff and MD been watching too much Stepford.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 3, 2006 08:00 PM
He really lost his head over that decision!
LOL!
Posted by: Beth Donovan at May 4, 2006 02:03 PM