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May 27, 2006

Sodom and Gonorrhea

How do you tell the kids Granny's a tramp and Pappy is an old horndog?

R-E-T-I-R-E-M-E-N-T ain't what it used to be.

Posted by tree hugging sister at May 27, 2006 11:24 PM

Comments

Wow. I have something to look forward to.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 27, 2006 11:33 PM

I believe that he lifted 2000 lbs!!! Why, I lifted 1000 lbs last week with one hand! It was done in the Dallas Science Center. All you need is a lever long enough. The article only said that he lifted the weight, not how he actually did it. A 20 foot lever could make it extremely easy to lift 2000 lbs.

Posted by: Jay at May 28, 2006 12:34 AM

I believe that he lifted 2000 lbs!!! Why, I lifted 1000 lbs last week with one hand! It was done in the Dallas Science Center. All you need is a lever long enough. The article only said that he lifted the weight, not how he actually did it. A 20 foot lever could make it extremely easy to lift 2000 lbs.

Posted by: Jay at May 28, 2006 12:35 AM

Rampant????!!!!!

Posted by: Rob at May 28, 2006 12:58 AM

76 is the new 18.

Posted by: nobrainer at May 28, 2006 02:30 AM

Good for them! They just need the standard safety lecture I had to give at the squadron before a long weekend "Drive safe and safe sex"

Posted by: Kcruella at May 28, 2006 06:35 PM

And now, a Very Special Episode of "The Golden Girls."

Posted by: Nightfly at May 29, 2006 12:39 PM

That's disgusting. Hose those people down.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 29, 2006 01:58 PM

I always said there was something creepy about the Villages.

Posted by: Cindermutha at May 29, 2006 10:36 PM