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May 19, 2006

She's A Yank-Your-Doodle Dandy

Oh my. I mean...ouch:

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Is this the fate of the vile non-believers?

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 19, 2006 03:43 PM


Well, if that was her responce to him bringing home non-alc...non-alcoh...er, near beer, I wouldn't say her actions were entirely wrong.

Posted by: Emily at May 19, 2006 04:17 PM

Nicetown? Imagine if they lived in Pissed Off Ville.

Posted by: Nightfly at May 19, 2006 05:32 PM

PS - Blog Title of the Month (at least). I salute you!

Posted by: Nightfly at May 19, 2006 05:32 PM


Well, at least you didn't hand it to me...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 19, 2006 05:35 PM

Well, you can certainly say that the wife has a pair.

Well, she had a pair. Briefly.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 19, 2006 05:48 PM


I mean,


Posted by: Faith at May 19, 2006 10:03 PM