The Coalition of the Swilling

By the looks of his face...it looks like he is straining a bit to pass last nights tofu burger...

Wait a second...is he sitting on a tree stump? Is that why he looks constipated? How old was that tree?

My god, you're right! He killed that tree!

And sits gloating on it's slaughtered remains! Thank you, Kraut for pointing out that dastardly...wait. Wait a damn minute.

That's sort of the Kraut calling the stump black there!! Are you like an arsonist who sticks around for the fire trucks??!!!

Murdered tree, look to your left and who do you see...

He also looks like he dropped a few hundred pounds.

Actually, I see triplets here. One child was spirited to Korea, and two of the siblings remained together in America.

I recall sitting on my brothers as well, too, but, alas, there are no photos available of those poignant moments.

Wierd. It looks like Al is desperately trying to keep himself from picking his nose.

Interesting how Al Gore blends in so well with that tree stump.

Are you implying he looks like a bump on a log?

Or just a parasitic growth?

I'm thinking more along the lines of "conjoined twins". The stump is obviously the good twin.

Hey, I love trees as much as the next person. In fact, one of my jobs at the City is to be the tree cop. I tell people they have to plant trees if they are going to develope some property and I fine them if they cut down trees on City right of way. But I also have to take trees down. If the 100 year old oak trees are in the way of my multi million dollar sewer line...sorry...they have to go....BUT I do make sure the contractor replants good quality trees. Got to think of the future and all.

So see, I am not that bad of a person. Speaking of sewer lines...I am designing a project now that will wipe out all the oaks on one side of the street for a mile....errr...not sure that helped my case any... but I will replant...

Al Gore agonizes over whether or not to re-grow the beard.