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May 14, 2006
My Gift For My Bride
Despite the false and scurrilous rumors that some people to spread, I am quite the romantic.
To prove it, I had a lovely present sitting in the garage waiting for my beloved bride when she came back from an errand today, with a nice little red bow on top...
An electric power washer!
It just broke my heart to see her scraping the deck last year...
Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 14, 2006 09:21 PM
Comments
Will you blog again once the stitches come out?
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 14, 2006 11:01 PM
I hope it was this stylish model with the vaguely "racing" yellow and black color scheme.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 14, 2006 11:42 PM
But, then again, I hope she hurts you anyway.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 14, 2006 11:43 PM
Maybe Mr. Bingley needs a good spring cleaning....
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 14, 2006 11:55 PM
Actually, the picture is the model I bought her. I think she'll look quite stylish cleaning the concrete and stripping the stain before she re-applies it.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 15, 2006 09:24 AM
Give her a rolling pin next year. I dare ya.
Posted by: Rob at May 15, 2006 09:34 AM
He does need to replace the one she had...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 15, 2006 10:01 AM
Rolling pins don't get a lot of use at our house; Rolling Rocks, on the other hand...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 15, 2006 10:36 AM
Nothing like my Rumanian friend, Mircea, who bought his (errrrr) ex-wife a used Thigh-Master he found at Salvation Army for her birthday, once.
Posted by: Dan Collins at May 15, 2006 10:51 AM
Maybe he already knew the marriage was on its last legs, Dan.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 15, 2006 11:27 AM
What, he was muscling her out of the marriage?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 15, 2006 11:50 AM
We can work it out...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 15, 2006 12:20 PM
Honey, you'd better have buns of steel, cuz I'm gonna kick your ass!
Posted by: Dan Collins at May 15, 2006 12:29 PM
An electric power washer!
Wouldn't a SuperSoaker have been cheaper?
Posted by: Prussian Tiger at May 15, 2006 01:22 PM
It would have, but I got the Little Lady what she wanted.
That's the kind of guy I am.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 15, 2006 01:31 PM