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May 02, 2006

Mayor Noggin's Brilliant New Plan

Get The F@$# Out

NEW ORLEANS - Mayor Ray Nagin unveiled a new evacuation strategy for New Orleans on Tuesday that relies more on buses and trains and eliminates the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters.*

“There will be no shelter of last resort,” Nagin declared.

*Our inside sources indicate that Katrina eliminated the Superdome and Convention Center as shelters, but we quibble.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 2, 2006 03:23 PM

Comments

Hahahaha! I just heard his spiel on NPR and thought that very caption! What a hoot. But he's promising to control looters...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 2, 2006 04:01 PM

By promising to control them, that means he has control over them? "Looters, cleanup on Aisle Seven!"

Posted by: -keith in silicon valley at May 2, 2006 06:01 PM

"We already did that!"

"Oh, sh*t! I thought you said clean OUT."

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 2, 2006 06:05 PM

Well. Doesn't that float your boat.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 2, 2006 07:25 PM