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May 31, 2006

In "Florida News Briefs"

A vigilante with a flare for fashion.

A man wearing a purple women's bathing suit and carrying a flare gun was arrested after he told a bartender he was going to "get rid of all the dirt bags in Key West," authorities said.

Jeffrey C. Anderson, 55, was charged with carrying a concealed firearm Monday after he brandished the flare gun, which was under a skirt he was wearing, Key West police spokeswoman Christie Phillips said.

..."She [the bartender] reported she had seen a man, later identified as Anderson, dancing in the street showing tourists his private parts, and asking people for money when they took his picture," the news release said.


Hey, a guy's got to make a living. That's why he picked a lycra suit with a saucy skirt.


Posted by tree hugging sister at May 31, 2006 12:15 AM

Comments

Does he appear that way in his latest movie?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 31, 2006 02:29 AM

So that's the "Inconvenient Truth," eh?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 31, 2006 07:27 AM

Oh gawd. It's still there.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 31, 2006 09:05 AM

I'm missing the Al Gore connection.

Posted by: Mike Rentner at May 31, 2006 09:13 AM

Mike...there isn't one.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 31, 2006 09:22 AM