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April 05, 2006

There's a Reason Momma Told You

...to keep your hands to yourself.

...The 38-year-old jogger was heading south on the wide shoulder of tree-lined West Village Drive in Carrollwood about 9:30 a.m. Saturday.

As she neared Burrington Drive, a 1994 Ford Thunderbird pulled alongside her, driving in the wrong lane. The jogger was nearly knocked to the ground when the driver reached out and grabbed her buttocks, a Hillsborough County sheriff's report states.

...Vanfossen, who works as a cook at a nearby KFC restaurant, borrowed the car from his mother. The woman he is accused of groping happens to be a sheriff's deputy.

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 10:40 AM

Comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Jenn at April 5, 2006 10:54 AM

Huh. Is this a new version of the old game of "grad a$$"?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 10:59 AM

ARRGGGHHHH!!!!

I meant "grab a$$"!!!

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 10:59 AM

Well, grads do it quite a bit, too.

And a Warm Swill Welcome, Jenn!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 11:14 AM

Heh. sent it to the lady next to me who runs. And welcome Jenn!

Posted by: Crusader at April 5, 2006 11:28 AM

Hey, THS, did you send this to Ebola? Just a thought.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 04:14 PM

Like he needs more things to do, Jeff.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 10:57 PM