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April 05, 2006
There's a Reason Momma Told You
...to keep your hands to yourself.
...The 38-year-old jogger was heading south on the wide shoulder of tree-lined West Village Drive in Carrollwood about 9:30 a.m. Saturday.As she neared Burrington Drive, a 1994 Ford Thunderbird pulled alongside her, driving in the wrong lane. The jogger was nearly knocked to the ground when the driver reached out and grabbed her buttocks, a Hillsborough County sheriff's report states.
...Vanfossen, who works as a cook at a nearby KFC restaurant, borrowed the car from his mother. The woman he is accused of groping happens to be a sheriff's deputy.
Posted by tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 10:40 AM
Comments
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Jenn at April 5, 2006 10:54 AM
Huh. Is this a new version of the old game of "grad a$$"?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 10:59 AM
ARRGGGHHHH!!!!
I meant "grab a$$"!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 10:59 AM
Well, grads do it quite a bit, too.
And a Warm Swill Welcome, Jenn!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 11:14 AM
Heh. sent it to the lady next to me who runs. And welcome Jenn!
Posted by: Crusader at April 5, 2006 11:28 AM
Hey, THS, did you send this to Ebola? Just a thought.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 04:14 PM
Like he needs more things to do, Jeff.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 10:57 PM