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April 24, 2006

Scotch

...that idea.

An Indian court has ruled that Indian whiskey manufacturers cannot use the words "Scot" or "Scotch" to describe their products, in compliance with World Trade Organization rules, a newspaper reported Monday.

The words "Scot" or "Scotch" identify whiskey produced in Scotland, and no Indian manufacturer can use it to promote or market its product, the Deccan Chronicle newspaper quoted Judge Madan B. Lokur of the Delhi High Court as saying.

...The judgment was given on a lawsuit filed by the Scotch Whisky Association of the United Kingdom seeking to restrain Golden Bottling Limited, an Indian whiskey manufacturer, from using the name "Red Scot" to sell its whiskey.


Indian SCOTCH?! What's next ~ "Gunga Gin"?

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 24, 2006 10:05 AM

Comments

There must be lot of this kind of thing going around. My son moved to Temecula CA and there is an enterprising local farmer there who got the bright idea to farm cactus to make tequila. Even though the product is called Temequila and is bottled in a red white and blue package with a big 'Made in USA' on it, Jose Cuervo's lawyers got freaked out and sent him a cease and desist so that the public would not be confused between Mexican tequila and American Temequila. The farmer was forced to change the name of the proiduct to the very catchy: 100% Blue Agave Spirits. Doesn't sound like half as much fun, does it?
http://www.temequila.com/pages/1/index.htm

Posted by: Suzette at April 24, 2006 11:01 AM

Ah yes Laddie, I remember watchin' under the Haggis-hot sun an' seein' Babu MacMehbooba trampin' through the Gorsediwal, off to the bog with his old Peatumbara shovel to dig the finest Indian Peatlaliwal for to make a dram or two of the finest Sub-Continental Scott Whiskeyargyaya, if only the bog Tiger didn't eat him alive...

Posted by: -keith in silicon valley at April 24, 2006 12:15 PM

...reminds me of an early ad for Suntory Royal, a scotch-like whiskey from Japan:

"From the bonnie, bonnie banks of the Yamakazie..."

Posted by: leelu at April 24, 2006 12:34 PM

(leelu! How lovely to see you again!!)

Ah, Suntory, scourge of the orient. I laughed my tookus off at 'Lost in Translation', with Bill Murray doing the Suntory ads. I laughed after I got over my flashbacks, I mean.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 24, 2006 01:17 PM

Almost 2 years over there, and I never had a glass of Suntory whisky (still haven't). Why bother when there was so much good Sochu around? A Caucasian does not look more cosmopolitan with a fake whisky in his hand.

But their porter was to die for (actually I prefer all the Suntory beers to Asahi and Kirin) - but you could not find the porter above Nagoya, those Kansai bastards kept it for themselves.

Posted by: John at April 24, 2006 01:28 PM

Suntory was my complete swilling-out-in-the-ville favorite. I only wished it came in those big, honkin' Sapporo sized cans. And more's the pity I can't get it here, even though the range of Japanese beers available locally is pretty astounding.

As for Suntory whiskey, piTu! nasty. And there's a REASON the local barkeeps would ask you to buy them bottles of the REAL stuff from the base liquor store and were offering to pay handsomely to get it. Between being a gaijin blonde and access to American hooch, I could have come home quite wealthy if I'd any sense at all. And liked short men.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 24, 2006 02:09 PM

Short in multiple senses of the word? ;-)

Japanse beer in the US is not the same: none of them except Sapporo are brewed in Japan and exported to the US - both Asahi and Kirin license out to Molson (read the labels carefully - some Japanese restaurants do get the real deal) - and I can tell the difference. Have you seen Suntory here in the US? 'Cause I'll pay good money for that Kuro Nama.

Posted by: John at April 24, 2006 02:53 PM

Mitsuko says "no can get".

( As for short: wouldn't know. More information than I ever needed, but rumor has it...)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 24, 2006 03:51 PM

Do you think that this will be known as the Red Scot decision?

Posted by: Dan Collins at April 24, 2006 08:16 PM

I guess that one's been pre-assigned to George Galloway.

Posted by: Dan Collins at April 24, 2006 08:20 PM

Still, the use of Scotch in India is pretty much a Bollywood confection and a colonial recidivism - it's simply elite anti-nativism. Why drink that factory-stilled junk when Cashew Fenny is so pungently strong and delicious? T hey also make some really good rums, and in various locales good Arrak, not to mention the native beer-breweries that the Krauts set-up. Henninger and Kingfisher among others.

Posted by: -keith in silicon valley at April 24, 2006 10:35 PM

Okay, keith, I can't stand it. How do you know? John and I yak about Japan all day, so if you've got some India dish, let's hear it!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 25, 2006 12:25 AM

The Kirin brewed in Canada is horrid. Blech! I used to be able to find the real McCoy, er, Suzuki, but not anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 25, 2006 07:40 AM

Born in Calcutta, missionary parents, lived about a hundred miles down the East coast on the Bay of Bemngal in the backwards state of Orissa. Dad was principal/teacher at a trade-school for orphan boys. After a few years of home-schooling we (older brother and sister) were shipped 500-miles south to boarding school where all sorts of anti-authoritarian activity emerged. Missionaries rotate out of country then back in, we stayed in the U.S. - but later I returned and finished HS there instead of at Paly - and thus the Anthro major in College. It's been a while but it never leaves you. :-)

Posted by: -keith in silicon valley at April 25, 2006 01:20 PM

Well, I'll be! That is cool, cool beans! We'll have to yak about In-jah more often, so you can dazzle us with your exploits, keith.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 25, 2006 01:29 PM

"Have you seen Suntory here in the US? 'Cause I'll pay good money for that Kuro Nama."

John: if anyone in the US can get it, it'd be the Brickskeller in DC. I've had WAY more obscure and difficult-to-find beers there, and it would surprise me if they haven't had Suntory at some point and could have it again. Their selection rotates, but it's always enormous, and while I haven't asked myself, I think they will at least try to fulfill requests.

Posted by: Dave J at April 25, 2006 09:06 PM

I've managed to save up roughly $57172 in my bank account, but I'm not sure if I should buy a house or not. Do you think the market is stable or do you think that home prices will decrease by a lot?

Posted by: Courtney Gidts at May 19, 2006 03:08 PM