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April 04, 2006
Never, EVER Do
...this:
Marco Island authorities say an eleven-year-old tourist was cut on his right hand and thigh after a reported shark attack....Ausum was walking along the beach with his father when he dove into a school of fish just before he was bitten.
There can be more than one kind of fish in a school.
UPDATE: ::sigh:: Or this, either.
Part of a teacher's hand was blown off when a 40 mm round of ammunition the instructor used as a paperweight on his desk exploded in his classroom....Colla found the 40 mm round while hunting years ago, Huston said. He used it as a paperweight and "obviously he didn't think the round was live," Huston said.
Let's just leave it at "obviously he didn't think."
UPDATE: Good Lord. He was bug schmushing with it.
Posted by tree hugging sister at April 4, 2006 07:55 PM
Comments
Was the bug ok? Will it sue?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 08:26 AM