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April 25, 2006

Maybe We Should Legalize Drugs...

If it will lead to more stories like this:

A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.

Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney. But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

If, for some reason, you feel the urge to go outside when you're nekkid, for gosh sakes don't lock the door!

And don't try to play Santa.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 25, 2006 08:00 AM

Comments

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 25, 2006 09:27 AM

Mommy! Santa's doing Kundalini!

Posted by: Dan Collins at April 25, 2006 09:28 AM

"Ted, you are a most bogus stocking stuffer, dude..."

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 25, 2006 09:38 AM