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April 05, 2006

Jeez ~ Those Porkie Guys in Congress

...are real pissers.

Some of the spending included $1 million for a water-free urinal conservation initiative and $13 million to partly fund the World Toilet Summit.

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 01:54 PM

Comments

The World Toilet Summit?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 02:02 PM

Sponsored by the World Toilet Organization, I sh*t you not.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 02:13 PM

Ah, the WTO...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 02:20 PM

At first flush, there is some similarity.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 02:23 PM

Well, I am kinda wiped today.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 02:33 PM

As my friends the Swillers could tell you, "hugging the toilet" is a BAD thing.

Posted by: Nightfly at April 5, 2006 02:48 PM

Held in Flushing Meadows?

Posted by: Crusader at April 5, 2006 03:03 PM

Will they worship a Porcelin God named "American Standard"?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 03:16 PM

Yes, and give tanks for being #2.

Posted by: Crusader at April 5, 2006 03:42 PM

I've been down in the dumps about that, 'Sader.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 03:51 PM

The Swilling Unplugged!

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 04:10 PM

I had read they had tried to hold this in La Vatory, France, but they got backed up.

Posted by: Crusader at April 5, 2006 04:20 PM

This conversation is starting to circle the drain.

Posted by: Nightfly at April 5, 2006 05:39 PM

'Sader IS a universally recognized potty mouth.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 05:47 PM

Nightfly-I'd say it's "swirling" the drain, but that choice is up to loo.

Posted by: Dave E. at April 5, 2006 07:16 PM

The tissue under discussion is very thin.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 07:49 PM

Now if I had said that, I would have cottonelle.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 10:03 PM

But THS thinks Jeff is quite charmin.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 10:04 PM

That's scott to be the reason she lets him get away with it.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 10:06 PM

Put a lid on it, Bingley.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 10:39 PM

I've been canned.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 6, 2006 08:36 AM

Time to come out of the water closet...

Posted by: Nightfly at April 6, 2006 11:29 AM

Bingley's a loo-n and all his puns have tanked.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 7, 2006 09:09 AM