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April 10, 2006

I KNOW This is Piling On

...the NY Post and their gossipy problems, but dang. For what these people get paid over and under the table, they could get the simple things straight.

OUR PAL Charlie Rose, of the talk-show biz, is one lucky man. When he experienced shortness of breath while working in Syria, he was helped quickly on a plane to Paris and out of the Middle East by Syria's king himself!

Syria's KING?! You mean the guy Rose was interviewing when he got sick? THIS dictator's son who got to be dorctator when his daddy the murdering old bastard died? THAT "KIng of Syria"?

Liz Smith. YOU are a moron. An overpaid, over the hill, gossipy, ignorant, pretentious old biddy moron.

(And who the F*CK is your editor?)

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 10, 2006 11:34 PM

Comments

Liz Smith is a retarded moron and dull celebrity suck-up.

Posted by: Emily at April 11, 2006 11:12 AM

Her editor is Richard Johnson, who is really, really busy right now flying on private jets and attending his own bachelor party thrown by the charming "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis.

Oh, and fighting off rumors of his (and his staff's, especially Jared Paul Stern) bribe-taking and extorting money from billionaires (Burkle & Perelman, for example) in exchange for favorable press in Page Six.

I think they gave Liz Smith a long rope a long time and basically trusted the ole battle axe to self-regulate. Ooops.

Posted by: Susanna at April 11, 2006 11:36 AM

Sister, TB isn't working for me for some reason.

Posted by: Donnah at April 11, 2006 02:13 PM

Thanks Donnah!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 11, 2006 02:52 PM

trusted the ole battle axe to self-regulate.

She shoulda stuck to Metamucil.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 11, 2006 03:47 PM