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April 20, 2006
I Hate to Tell You
Sometimes the old folks get the worm.
A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
Or at least more action than the average guy. Sounds pretty "on your toes" to me.
UPDATE: I HAD to share the MSNBC headline.
Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy
76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer
GOD, I hope they weren't blondes...
Posted by tree hugging sister at April 20, 2006 04:52 PM
Comments
Isn't this a case of the old folks giving the worm?
Posted by: John at April 20, 2006 05:00 PM
Only if he's up to it, John.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 20, 2006 05:03 PM
Hmm, weren't you just saying you had a visitor at your door, Sis?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 20, 2006 06:34 PM
'Tweren't nobody half as cheeky as this guy. {8^P
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 20, 2006 06:36 PM
I thought this was about Mr. Bingley, until I saw how old he was.
My bad.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 20, 2006 08:24 PM
Look for me in a few years, Jeff.
I think it's a public service that should be rewarded.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 20, 2006 08:38 PM
Yes, but don't go to Florida.....hit a college town.
A college without a medical school, of course!!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 20, 2006 11:17 PM
Hmmm, the treatment is more effective the earlier it begins...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 21, 2006 07:22 AM