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April 04, 2006
Bolstering Bingley's Theme
..."that the definition of "slander" is "to quote."", I offer this statement from an ABC spokesman concerning the now suspended author of the "Bush makes me puke" emails on Drudge last week.
An ABC spokesman told us, "This is a vendetta being waged by a very determined and unethical individual who wants to smear John."
On the other hand, if one took a snippet of the original...
"...I'm going to puke," Green declared. "Bush makes me sick."
...and did a name swap...
"...I'm going to puke," ROVE declared. "KERRY makes me sick."
...I'm sure it would have been front page NEWS, vice a 'schmear'.
Posted by tree hugging sister at April 4, 2006 10:32 AM
Comments
"I'm going to puke," Theresa declared. "Kerry makes me sick."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 4, 2006 10:40 AM
"I'm going to puke," Jackson declared. "Cosby makes me sick."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 4, 2006 10:41 AM
"I'm going to puke," the goat declared. "Summers makes me sick."
Posted by: Cullen at April 4, 2006 10:49 AM
(SLANDEROUS DOGS !!!)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 4, 2006 10:54 AM
"I'm going to puke," the Scottie declared. "Pigeons makes me sick."
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 4, 2006 11:35 AM
"I'm going to puke," everyone declared. "Hasselhoff makes me sick."
Posted by: Nightfly at April 4, 2006 11:57 AM
Both of you take those back RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 4, 2006 12:10 PM
"I'm going to puke," THS declared. "Unrighteous indignation makes me sick."
Posted by: Cullen at April 4, 2006 12:40 PM
Nightfly wins!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 4, 2006 02:52 PM
"...I'm going to puke," ths declared. "A whiney frickin' 'Pwetty Pweeeeez sistor, no more Hasselhoff' JeffyDipty baby makes me sick."
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 4, 2006 03:32 PM
"I'm going to puke," Hasselhoff declared. "I make myself sick."
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 4, 2006 03:45 PM
"I'm going to puke," Hasselhoff declared. "I can't fight this feeling."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 4, 2006 03:48 PM
Yours doesn't count Bingley. This is like haiku ~ there are rules and you have to follow them, you know-it-all, smarta$$ BASTARD.
I'm going to puke.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 4, 2006 03:59 PM
I'm going to puke because I'm laughing too damn hard.
Posted by: Nightfly at April 4, 2006 04:31 PM