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March 01, 2006

Sorry, Science

These...

Tyrannosaurus rex
Length: 40-50 feet
Weight: 6 tons
Fear factor: teeth up to 13 inches long
Lived: 65 million years ago Where: North America

Giganotosaurus
Length: 47 feet
Weight: 8 tons
Fear factor: 8-inch-long serrated teeth
Lived: 95 million years ago Where: Argentina

Spinosaurus
Length: 55 feet
Weight: 8 tons
Fear factor: long, crocodile-like jaws
Lived: 100 million years ago Where: Argentina, Morocco, Tunisia, Algeria scale)


...all pale in significance next to the dreaded

Ebolasaurus Wrecks


Length: here to there
Weight: 8 tons (of filched food and gasoline a week)
Fear Factor: long, crocodile-like jaws in a gaping maw announcing "Hey Mom, I'm home!"
Lived: in dark, dank, foul smelling, goo-encrusted, cave-like...wait. Where: That's his room.

Lisa? Cindermutha? CRUSADER??? Take heed. And be afraid...be very afraid...

Posted by tree hugging sister at March 1, 2006 11:00 PM

Comments

Hey, not my fault that I moved out and you turned my damn room into a god damn fallout bunker. =P

Posted by: Ebola at March 2, 2006 04:22 AM

We already have the cave. It is littered with the bones of XBox games.

Posted by: Lisa at March 2, 2006 10:09 AM

Weight: 8 tons (of filched food and gasoline a week)

Ebola drinks gasoline? Must be his Marine heritage.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 2, 2006 02:04 PM

If 3 day old coffee can be turned into gasoline, yeah, I probably drink more than that a week. Career in sales with Marine Corps genes, perfect mix for my next ulcer. =P

Posted by: Ebola at March 2, 2006 08:03 PM