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February 21, 2006
I Have Had Enough of a Hyphenated Citizenry
On the local 10 o' clock news, the local anchors referred to the three Ohio men arrested as "Muslim-Americans". Sorry, folks. That's the straw that breaks this baptized-Catholic-but-worships-rock-trees-recycling-and-DanielDayLewis-wonders-why-she-got-another-Scottie-one-more-glass-of-wine-cause-Blonde-Marines-do-drunk-good-cranky-Scot/Irish-who-KNOWS-MiracleWhip-ain't-mayonnaise-American's back.
That's it. I'm done with the foolishness.
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 21, 2006 11:56 PM
Comments
Do you want one of those powder-blue burghas or should I just send you the traditional black one?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 22, 2006 07:31 AM
She wants one that will complement her Blond-American hair.
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 22, 2006 09:56 AM
Which I won't be able to show, so it won't matter. Black then, I think, for it will highlight my awesome lily-white-valley-girl-blue-eyes-American.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 22, 2006 11:19 AM
Infidel wench!
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 22, 2006 01:59 PM
Ahem. Infidel-American wench.
Posted by: Nightfly at February 22, 2006 02:11 PM
Quite so, Diptera-American
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 22, 2006 02:50 PM
"Diptera" is a given name. I am actually Bizarro-American.
Posted by: Nightfly at February 22, 2006 05:48 PM
Wow. Do you have that really cool squared-off head?
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 22, 2006 06:51 PM