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January 04, 2006
Time to Stop
...and take a quiet moment to ponder our life's direction in the coming New Year. I have.
Your New Year's Resolutions |
 1) Get a pet monkey 2) Eat more whipped cream 3) Travel to Alaska 4) Study forensics 5) Get in shape with naked yoga |
A Swill 'Shamelessly Stolen From' Salute to Boudicca.
Posted by tree hugging sister at January 4, 2006 12:37 PM
Comments
1) Get a pet chinchilla
2) Eat more oysters
3) Travel to Holland
4) Study warrior dancing
5) Get in shape with disco dancing
How did they know?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 4, 2006 01:33 PM
One would think 'warrior' and 'disco' would be mutually exclusive...one would think.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 4, 2006 01:36 PM
Maybe the Bee Gees were inspired by Sun Tsu.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 4, 2006 01:47 PM
You know, "Stayin' Alive"...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 4, 2006 01:49 PM
Mr. Bingley, WTF is "warrior dancing"? All I could get from Google is this. Is that you?
My resolutions:
1) Get a pet wallaby
2) Eat less tofu
3) Travel to Mexico
4) Study communism
5) Get in shape with roller derby
Hmmmm......I don't eat ANY tofu, so this might be a problem. But I can deal with the rest.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 4, 2006 03:11 PM
1) Get a pet rat
2) Eat less tuna
3) Travel to China
4) Study Latin
5) Get in shape with disco dancing
You know, they may be onto something. We ARE going to China this year... I DO need to get in shape. But I do so love tuna. Had two tuna sandwiches for dinner last night.
Posted by: WunderKraut at January 4, 2006 03:26 PM
Is it the Year of the Rat, Wunder?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 4, 2006 03:33 PM
JeffS, my kilt has been getting a little threadbare...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 4, 2006 03:34 PM
Well John Revolting was a dancing warrior in that stoopid Scientology L. Ron Hubbard movie.
Jeff$, you can kill two items with one stone, since I heard wallaby tastes like tofu.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 4, 2006 04:17 PM
JeffS, here's some roller derby for you...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 4, 2006 04:19 PM
Surly Gurlies?!! Man, he'll be all over that!!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 4, 2006 04:20 PM
WOO HOO!!! SURLY GURLIES!!! Just what da man ordered!
But no kilts, please. Except on the gurlies. Only they wouldn't be kilts then, would they?
Oops.....they certainly ain't wearing kilts on their website, heh heh heh heh!!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 4, 2006 04:43 PM
Lederwhoresen.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 4, 2006 04:48 PM