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January 26, 2006
The True Agents Of The Zionist Conspiracy
Have been found by Tim:
UPDATE III. A helpful guide to Hamas, from Al Jazeera:
The Hamas Covenant cites the long-discredited anti-Semitic fraud, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, describing it as “the embodiment of the Zionist plan to usurp Palestine”. Hamas dismisses the Freemasons, Lions Club, and the Rotarians as organizations promoting “the interest of Zionism.” It accuses those organizations, and the “Zionist invasion” in general, of being “behind the drug trade and alcoholism in all its kinds."
Behold the mark of Zion! Spreaders of booze!
How do I join?
Posted by Mr. Bingley at January 26, 2006 07:58 AM
Comments
And the Kiwanians are saying "What am I, chopped liver?"
Posted by: Ken Summers at January 26, 2006 09:22 AM
My dad is the president of his local Lions club.
WORSHIP ME!
Posted by: Lisa at January 26, 2006 09:35 AM
Damn. I thought that was the wheel of Bingley's yacht.
Yes, yes, Lisa. Very good, very good indeed.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 26, 2006 09:38 AM
And think of the poor Elks, Ken!
Wait, strike that...given you relationship with other hooved creatures I'm not sure I want to expose the Elks to you.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 26, 2006 09:42 AM
to expose the Elks
LITERALLY.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 26, 2006 09:49 AM
Of course, we can't forget Bingster's Oddfellows either.
Posted by: Ken Summers at January 26, 2006 11:05 AM