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January 10, 2006
I KNOW These Are Deadly Serious Headlines
...but they're so damn funny together on Drudge.
UPDATE: Turkey battles...Greece on alert...
All we need is one about Hungary and I'll lose it completely.
Posted by tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 01:50 PM
Comments
Posted by: Cullen at January 10, 2006 02:07 PM
Careful, don't want to damage the China
Posted by: Ken Summers at January 10, 2006 02:11 PM
I had to read this one four times.
Yes, it's serious. But when I'm reading the headline over and over...
Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 02:30 PM
Hey Donnah! We FL types need to meet for lunch and talk turkey...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 02:40 PM
Don't forget the spicy news from Chile. "Political Comeback Stalled by Jail" is a priceless headline. Marion Barry is smiling right now, and he doesn't know why.
Posted by: Nightfly at January 10, 2006 03:04 PM
We'll talk after the Turkey, I know I'll be Hungary.
Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 03:06 PM
Anymore jokes like this and I'm a Ghana.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 03:27 PM
Some of these jokes are Nepalling. Norway am I going to stick around for more of them.
Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 04:18 PM
Bingley, you use that one onstage and Algeria
Posted by: Ken Summers at January 10, 2006 04:19 PM
I don't wanna seem like I'm Russian anyone, but we got to be moving this along.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 04:27 PM
If you think of anymore Ken, send 'em to me on my cell phone. I like puns Togo.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 04:27 PM
Read through them all, Denmark down the ones you like in your notebook.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 04:29 PM
Does I gots to Spain it to you agin', Sis?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 04:31 PM
(If I actually got paid to think up this nonsense, it might help Sweden the pot.)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 04:32 PM
Blimey! Look at this bill: 10 euros for a pint! Egypt me off, 'e did.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:45 PM
Try this crap on my blog and Albania.
Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 05:45 PM
Ya ain't trying ta' Crete no trouble, is ya gal?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:46 PM
I heard on the radio that some environmentalist is Madagascar doesn't get as good mileage as a hybrid.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:48 PM
Makes sense to own one, when gas is three dollars and ninety five Senegal on base, even.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 05:55 PM
But Uganda find a dealer with any in stock, they're so popular.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:56 PM
But I'm not gonna buy one; we've Benin worse energy crises before.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:00 PM
This punning Israeli bad, folks.
Posted by: Nightfly at January 10, 2006 06:02 PM
Hey! Iraq my brains to come up with this stuff!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:03 PM
Iran home to get the easy ones in before Sis did, too.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:05 PM
Better quit -- y'all are Nebraskan for trouble.
Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 06:21 PM
But you're the Maine attraction, Donnah!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:29 PM
Are you laughing at my Missouri?
Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 06:54 PM
If them environmentalists are concerned about their mileage, Kenya turn off the ignition and stick a Poland the ground and push? Would you have to Czech to make sure it's in neutral first?
Posted by: Rob at January 11, 2006 07:27 AM