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January 10, 2006

I KNOW These Are Deadly Serious Headlines

...but they're so damn funny together on Drudge.

UPDATE: Turkey battles...

Greece on alert...


All we need is one about Hungary and I'll lose it completely.

Posted by tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 01:50 PM

Comments

Posted by: Cullen at January 10, 2006 02:07 PM

Careful, don't want to damage the China

Posted by: Ken Summers at January 10, 2006 02:11 PM

I had to read this one four times.
Yes, it's serious. But when I'm reading the headline over and over...

Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 02:30 PM

Hey Donnah! We FL types need to meet for lunch and talk turkey...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 02:40 PM

Don't forget the spicy news from Chile. "Political Comeback Stalled by Jail" is a priceless headline. Marion Barry is smiling right now, and he doesn't know why.

Posted by: Nightfly at January 10, 2006 03:04 PM

We'll talk after the Turkey, I know I'll be Hungary.

Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 03:06 PM

Anymore jokes like this and I'm a Ghana.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 03:27 PM

Some of these jokes are Nepalling. Norway am I going to stick around for more of them.

Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 04:18 PM

Bingley, you use that one onstage and Algeria

Posted by: Ken Summers at January 10, 2006 04:19 PM

I don't wanna seem like I'm Russian anyone, but we got to be moving this along.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 04:27 PM

If you think of anymore Ken, send 'em to me on my cell phone. I like puns Togo.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 04:27 PM

Read through them all, Denmark down the ones you like in your notebook.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 04:29 PM

Does I gots to Spain it to you agin', Sis?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 04:31 PM

(If I actually got paid to think up this nonsense, it might help Sweden the pot.)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 04:32 PM

Blimey! Look at this bill: 10 euros for a pint! Egypt me off, 'e did.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:45 PM

Try this crap on my blog and Albania.

Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 05:45 PM

Ya ain't trying ta' Crete no trouble, is ya gal?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:46 PM

I heard on the radio that some environmentalist is Madagascar doesn't get as good mileage as a hybrid.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:48 PM

Makes sense to own one, when gas is three dollars and ninety five Senegal on base, even.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 10, 2006 05:55 PM

But Uganda find a dealer with any in stock, they're so popular.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 05:56 PM

But I'm not gonna buy one; we've Benin worse energy crises before.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:00 PM

This punning Israeli bad, folks.

Posted by: Nightfly at January 10, 2006 06:02 PM

Hey! Iraq my brains to come up with this stuff!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:03 PM

Iran home to get the easy ones in before Sis did, too.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:05 PM

Better quit -- y'all are Nebraskan for trouble.

Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 06:21 PM

But you're the Maine attraction, Donnah!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 10, 2006 06:29 PM

Are you laughing at my Missouri?

Posted by: Donnah at January 10, 2006 06:54 PM

If them environmentalists are concerned about their mileage, Kenya turn off the ignition and stick a Poland the ground and push? Would you have to Czech to make sure it's in neutral first?

Posted by: Rob at January 11, 2006 07:27 AM