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January 25, 2006

Does Science Finally Have an Explanation

...for Teddy Kennedy's outrageous public comments?

Sex helps calm nerves before public speaking
Full sexual intercourse offers the best results, psychologist says

For obvious reasons, I choose not to dwell on the matter.

Posted by tree hugging sister at January 25, 2006 03:05 PM

Comments

Well, Clinton was noted for his eloquence.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 25, 2006 03:23 PM

"I choose not to dwell on the matter."

C'mon, THS, you mean to tell me you don't lust after Teddy? That you don't want to see him in a "Nude Senators" calendar? I thought all you Boomers went gaga over the Kennedy myth. ;-)

Posted by: John at January 25, 2006 03:32 PM

I'm going to get banned, aren't I?

Posted by: John at January 25, 2006 03:34 PM

So only "Full sexual intercourse" does the trick?

Interesting...

Posted by: WunderKraut at January 25, 2006 03:40 PM

Her silence should be frightening you, John.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 25, 2006 04:14 PM

ell, Clinton was noted for his eloquence.

I dunno, Cullen, I thought he always got a "Monica". That's hardly full sexual intercourse.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 26, 2006 12:35 AM

"Sexual intercourse" and "Ted Kennedy" mentioned on the same page left me with a visual that should keep me on my diet for, oh, at least a month.

Posted by: Cindermutha at January 26, 2006 08:11 AM

I should think the "Ted Kennedy" alone would do that. (The 'sex' addition sends me screaming and tearing at my hair into the street, like some Middle-Eastern harpy.)

Do you need a lovely Teddy close-up for your fridge? You know, to keep you OUT of it?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 26, 2006 09:41 AM

Here's one for ya! I know that it killed MY lunch.....

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 26, 2006 11:36 AM

Jeff S.: I am soooo tempted to comment, but I fear I'm already on this ice, here.

Posted by: John at January 26, 2006 01:18 PM

DAMN! That's awful first thing in the morning!

If you link to one more disgusting picture, I'm siccing the Scottie on you!

::heh heh::
Oh yeah, John. You're fine. Everyone's free to speak their mind here.
::heh heh::
Or make witty little asnides...Or issue snarky little challenges, even though I refrain from such pettiness.
::heh heh:: Yeah, funny. ths and Ted.
But don't let that inhibit your typing pleasure, Mr. tuna testicle festival man.

Teflon, baby. I'm teflon.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 27, 2006 10:16 AM

Hey, I didn't eat them, my wife did. I'm smart enough to know that when the guy next to me asks the waitress something I can't understand in Japanese, and after her reply says "Honto? Sakana no?" I DON'T EAT THE DAMN THING THAT THE NATIVE CAN'T IDENTIFY. But what does my wife know, she eats candied jellyfish. And rotted bean curd.

Posted by: John at January 27, 2006 11:05 AM