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December 29, 2005
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...are a dumb a$$. And your parents...? I'm just glad no one got killed while trying to keep you safe, you knuckle-chucklehead.
Kids today have too much money and nothing better to do.
Posted by tree hugging sister at December 29, 2005 10:33 PM
Comments
I read about this kid. Incredibly STOOOOOPID!!!
On the plus side, he got home safe.
And he's a first hand witness to the war. It ain't proof positive, but if a naive American teenager can get into Iraq, and out again, things are calming down there.
I'll bet the soldiers reamed his a$$ but good.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 29, 2005 11:07 PM
I hope they send his parents the bill.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 30, 2005 07:53 AM
If he was my kid, he'd be grounded for the rest of his natural life.
But then, if you read what he wrote, he did label the terrorists as evil.
Posted by: Cindermutha at December 30, 2005 07:59 AM
"Farris Hassan's Week Off"...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 30, 2005 08:20 AM
Oh Rats. Florida Cracker, as always, beats me to all the good jokes!
And the good quotes, too:
"He knows the ass-whoopin he's going to get."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 30, 2005 08:26 AM
His mother, however, sees things differently. “I don’t think I will ever leave him in the house alone again,” she said. “He showed a lack of judgment.”
Translated: I'm kicking his ass DAILY for the rest of his natural life.
Posted by: Lisa at December 30, 2005 10:20 AM
Shoot, I don't have to worry about that, as neither of our sons will have an extra $900+ to buy the tickets with.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2005 10:21 AM
I really don't think they could pass as Iraq natives, either.
But that's just my opinion.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 30, 2005 10:34 AM
Thank you for addressing my real question. Where does a 16 year old, no matter how well intentioned, get the bucks to jaunt off and save the world? On my meager 16 yr old income, I barely had enough to put petrol in the '67 Fairlane, less mind hie thee hither to a war zone.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 30, 2005 10:37 AM
I really don't think they could pass as Iraq natives, either.
But they all have curly blonde hair and blue eyes over there, don't they?
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2005 11:49 AM