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December 22, 2005
Shouting "STOP! U.S. Marines!!"
...while daunting to the suspect, is still preferable to doing it this way.
A suspected mugger being chased by security guards met a grisly end when he fled into a South African zoo and climbed into the tiger enclosure.
Posted by tree hugging sister at December 22, 2005 11:00 AM
Comments
But it wasn't a grizzly end...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 22, 2005 11:24 AM
...it was a tiger front.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 22, 2005 11:25 AM
Maybe the beer can was the tiger's? Gotta have a tasty beverage to wash down your snack.
Q - what were the crook's last words?
A - "Oh $#**&! The Marines! I'd rather risk the tigers!"
Posted by: Nightfly at December 22, 2005 11:52 AM
Maybe the beer can was just kitty litter.....
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 22, 2005 06:05 PM