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December 09, 2005

Oh, I Got An Answer for Them

APB FOR STOLEN FLAMINGOS

...and it lives next door.

Posted by tree hugging sister at December 9, 2005 03:05 PM

Comments

Aw jeez. Again?

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 9, 2005 03:21 PM

Just like we suffered through, but in a different state and a sadder time. Preying on hurricane victims, no less. Despicable.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 9, 2005 03:29 PM

Screw the ransom. Off the obnoxious f***ers.

Posted by: Emily at December 9, 2005 05:20 PM

NO PELICANS FOR BEER!!

Or is that "No beer for pelicans"? Darn, I get those mixed up....

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 9, 2005 07:24 PM

JeffS, you win the jelly donut for remembering that! Damn. IMpressive.

We've been laying low, hoping for positive news. Even fed the Squid Terrorist and his sweet, unsuspecting wife tonight, plying him with...yes...Miller Light.

It's all part of a master plan to return the hostages...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 10, 2005 12:43 AM

I'm trying to ping... it isn't working (cursed Blogspot!) so here you go... Flamingos Unite!

Posted by: Nightfly at December 10, 2005 01:46 AM

Thanks 'Fly!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 10, 2005 07:06 AM

Hmmmm.....don't pelicans migrate? Maybe these are designated as endangered species. You might be able to call in the EPA, Greenpeace, or maybe Jesse Jackson (hey, he does hostages!!!).

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 10, 2005 02:03 PM

I blame Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Sluggo at December 12, 2005 03:44 PM