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December 10, 2005
Nobel Laureate Says World Must Abandon Nuclear Weapons
"We are in a race against time," the 63-year-old Egyptian chief U.N. nuclear inspector Mohamed ElBaradei said about efforts to keep nuclear weapons away from terrorists. "Imagine that the only nuclear weapons remaining are the relics in our museums. Imagine the legacy we could leave to our children," he said."It would also be nice if I could score some Yankees' tickets. And a date with Anna Nicole Smith would be nice," he added.
As ElBaradei received his peace award, Iran's top nuclear official said his country would enrich uranium and produce nuclear fuel, despite an international drive to curb such efforts. Enolagayzee Aghazadeh, head of the Happy Atomic Organization of Iran, did not say when the processes would begin. Enolagayzee denies Iran's nuclear program is aimed at developing weapons, but rather devices he refered to as "Kool Kafir Kleaners," adding that the cleaning would be "da bomb."
Posted by Mr. Bingley at December 10, 2005 05:25 PM
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"To escape self-destruction, the world must make atomic weapons as much of a taboo as slavery or genocide, ElBaradei said in his acceptance speech. "
Well, we are ska-rooooed, then, since the UN seems to enable those "taboos", rather than supress.
Excuse me, I have to dig a fall out shelter in the back yard..........
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 10, 2005 05:48 PM
So long mom, I'm off to drop the bomb
so don't wait up for me...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 10, 2005 05:52 PM
Tell ya what, Mo, let's drop all the atomic weapons that you find!
Posted by: Fausta at December 11, 2005 08:40 AM
He also said in his speach that Terrorist are trying very hard to get nukes. So of couurse no one should take any actions against the Iranians who sure as shooting are going to give terrorists nukes to hit Isreal and the US.
Posted by: njcons at December 11, 2005 02:21 PM
And we will all go together when we go,
All suffused with an incandescent glow...
Posted by: Ken Summers at December 11, 2005 04:22 PM
So he wants to put himself out of a job? What's the pension plan?
btw "And a date with Anna Nicole Smith would be nice".. A date with Anna Nicole Smith would probably kill him.. Oh, and Anna wants to know what's the pension plan is too.
Posted by: peteb at December 11, 2005 04:52 PM
Abandon them? We haven't even perfected them yet!
We need Weather-beating Katrina-Nukes to put the chill on Global Warming and defeat Twisters everywhere, some cute little Oreo-Nukes that fit in a Crackerjack box and kids can take to school, and most especially Bigass Asteroid-Nukes and the Asteroid-Nuke Launch Vehicle Delivery System...
Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at December 12, 2005 07:33 PM
New Nabisco 'Nutter Nukes!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 13, 2005 08:05 AM