The Coalition of the Swilling: Ken's Mystery Trip Revealed

December 01, 2005

So how'd you like Houston?

Posted by Mr. Bingley at December 1, 2005 02:48 PM

Actually, if there had been a camera available, the image would have looked more like this.

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 1, 2005 02:57 PM

You were killing PUPPIES??!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 1, 2005 03:03 PM

You really need a shave, Ken.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 1, 2005 03:15 PM

It was not a puppy, it was full-grown. And it had probably killed a poor defenseless lambie or two.

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 1, 2005 03:49 PM

When I first read that I was going to type "you were in Houston, and you didnt tell me?!" - and then I read the article.

Never mind.

Guess I better go put my lingerie back in its cedar chest.

Posted by: Sharon Ferguson at December 1, 2005 06:13 PM

[heart fluttering]

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 1, 2005 06:32 PM

[Ken runs back to Travelocity...]

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 2, 2005 07:57 AM

[ths's mouth drops open in shock as 'lingerie' and 'mr summers' seem to be mutually exclusive in her mind]

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 2, 2005 10:05 AM

I agree, Sis. I can't imagine that Ken would ever wear anything except his Underoos.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 2, 2005 10:24 AM

Look, just because I got to go out shooting varmints and you didn't doesn't give you license to go talking bad about my undies.

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 2, 2005 11:59 AM

I can't imagine that Ken would ever wear anything...

Don't be too sure about that. He was mighty fetching when he was younger...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 2, 2005 02:17 PM

That's not undies. That's a party outfit.

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 2, 2005 02:59 PM

Oh. That explains the picture.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 2, 2005 03:16 PM