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December 14, 2005

For the Bingster and Suzette

Words escape me.

Chicken Salad Mold

1 (10 3/4-ounce) can chicken and rice soup

1 (3-ounce) package lemon Jell-O

1 (5-ounce) can chicken

1 (8-ounce) carton sour cream

1/2 cup mayonnaise

1 cup chopped celery

1/2 cup chopped pecans

Heat soup (do not add water). Add lemon Jell-O and stir until dissolved. Cool. In a separate bowl, mix all other ingredients. Fold into Jell-O mixture and spoon into a mold or 8-inch-by-8-inch dish. Chill.


To the instructions I can only add: bury in backyard.

Posted by tree hugging sister at December 14, 2005 08:52 AM

Comments

Just bury the salad. You can eat the mold.

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 14, 2005 08:53 AM

Any kind of mold ~ typical backyard slime or Katrina induced wall sludge ~ sounds better than that salad.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 14, 2005 09:05 AM

Hmm, not wild about the pecans. I'll substitute something...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 14, 2005 09:51 AM

I dunno,THS.....sounds interesting. Maybe add some ground pepper, for that "lemon & pepper" taste, drop out the pecans......

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 14, 2005 09:56 AM

drop out the pecans

Oh. Right. The one ingredient I can stomach in the whole revolting list and you clowns want them gone...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 14, 2005 10:10 AM

I'll mail 'em to you.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 14, 2005 10:16 AM

There's your Christmas Brunch right there.

Too bad there's no photo. I bet it's nice and pale yellow, like schmaltz.

Posted by: Suzette at December 14, 2005 11:13 AM

Sound great to me! You get:
Appetizer- chicken and rice soup
Main course- chicken
Side- celery
Dessert- lemon Jell-O

in each helping! Three courses, plus sides. What's not to like, plus sour cream, mayo and pecans, to boot.

Posted by: Crusader at December 14, 2005 11:35 AM

NIMBY

Posted by: Sluggo at December 14, 2005 11:42 AM

Eww.

Posted by: Sharon GR at December 14, 2005 11:45 AM

Where do I find a 5 oz can of chicken? Is that kind of like a can of tuna?

I may, just may make this.

Bingley, what do you have against pecans?

Posted by: WunderKraut at December 14, 2005 12:03 PM

Where do I find a 5 oz can of chicken? Is that kind of like a can of tuna?

The standard tuna can is a little over 6oz, so look for the canned chicken near it in the similar sized can. Should not be more than 2-3 brands of canned chicken on the shelf, so if you blink, you will miss it.

Posted by: Crusader at December 14, 2005 12:13 PM

Ah, they just don't do it for me.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 14, 2005 12:19 PM

You're not supposed to actually use the recipes in the Lileks book, Ms. Sister.

Posted by: Nightfly at December 14, 2005 12:21 PM

Ah, c'mon Sharon GR, I've got a great Pie to go with this! This is Jersey cuisine!

A Swill welcome, btw.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 14, 2005 12:27 PM

The Cult of All-purpose Canned Soup, she is spreading!

Posted by: Suzette at December 14, 2005 12:41 PM

All right, THS ,you got me back for the mistletoe comments. This is DISGUSTING. Looks like something they might have served in my middle school caf, though.

Posted by: John at December 14, 2005 12:53 PM

Seems like a lot of trouble for dog food. I'm sure my Lab would chow it down though.

Posted by: Dave E at December 14, 2005 01:00 PM

Don't be too sure about that, Dave...

(John ~ lalalala, back atcha, lalala, back atcha...bon apetit!)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at December 14, 2005 02:19 PM

Mistletoe? Eww

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 14, 2005 02:45 PM

"Where do I find a 5 oz can of chicken? Is that kind of like a can of tuna?"

I think they use midget chickens for this. Or is than "bantam"?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at December 14, 2005 06:06 PM

Lemon jello, mayo and chicken. Together. Eww.

Posted by: Cindermutha at December 14, 2005 07:53 PM