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November 16, 2005

You Can Try to Pry My FishStick From My Cold, Dead Fingers

...but you jack with my middle-schooler and I might just resort to violence, you f*ckin' loons.

Animal rights group to protest fish-eaters at Brown-Barge Middle

...Immediately after school, at least two representatives of PETA's national office in Virginia will stand outside the school -- one wearing a fish costume -- hoping to pass out literature and "Fish Flakes" trading cards aimed at scaring children off fish.

The "Fish Flakes" cards show cartoon renditions of children who experience a whole range of traumas after eating fish.

Or a WHOPPER of a lawsuit for traumatizing my kid. Maybe we could ward them off with some Molotov-Salmon-Sodas? At the very least, some serious Fish Slapping is in order.

Posted by tree hugging sister at November 16, 2005 09:49 AM


I assume my "free speech" rights include introducing these cretins' kids to burgers and venison.

Posted by: Ken Summers at November 16, 2005 10:04 PM

I'd like to see PETA try and keep sushi from my 6 ft little ray of sunshine

Posted by: kcruella at November 16, 2005 10:43 PM

But will they dress up as bottles of Jones Soda?

Posted by: Nightfly at November 17, 2005 12:42 PM