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November 30, 2005
So Ken Read A New Book...
Ken had just finished reading the book "MAN OF THE HOUSE".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face he said "From now on I want you to know I am the man of this house, and my word is law ! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied...
"The funeral director would be my guess."
Posted by Mr. Bingley at November 30, 2005 12:33 PM
Comments
Look, just because I haven't posted in a few days...
Posted by: Ken Summers at November 30, 2005 02:37 PM
Hey, we missed you!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 30, 2005 03:01 PM
Not that much. And I didn't know reading was a big thing with him. Large type, lots of illustrations schmaybe?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 30, 2005 03:08 PM
Ken was gone because he was in court.
Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 30, 2005 10:47 PM
Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.
But he can still have contact with the horse, evidently...rather, he can still arrange for the horse to have contact.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 1, 2005 03:18 PM