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November 21, 2005
"I Told Bingley" Redux
"There was inappropriate conduct between him and the mannequin."Ya don't say?
Posted by tree hugging sister at November 21, 2005 02:25 PM
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"Michael Plentyhorse"?
I think there's plenty of horse waiting for him in Enumclaw...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 21, 2005 02:43 PM
Was the mannequin wearing a blue dress?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 21, 2005 02:45 PM
First horses, then goats, and now mannequins. Boy, what's next for your family, Mr. Bingley? Enquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 21, 2005 07:36 PM
No they don't.
Posted by: Ken Summers at November 21, 2005 10:10 PM
(Oh, c'mon, Ken! You can tell me! I won't tattle. Promise!)
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 21, 2005 10:27 PM
This poor kid was only imitating what he saw in the media! Do none of you remember the 1987 classic Mannequin, with Kim Catrall and Andrew McCarthy?
Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2005 08:56 AM
Hmmm, that would be a legitimate excuse by today's low, LOW standards...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 22, 2005 09:13 AM
Bill, if I recall correctly that excuse didn't get you off of the hook with that incident at the bakery after you saw "American Pie"...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 22, 2005 11:16 AM
You always have to bring that up. How many times do I have to explain that I simply tripped and fell onto a pie? It was an accident.
Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2005 11:21 AM
But at the time, you said that the pie led you on. (I'll never look at lattice-top crusts quite the same way...)
Posted by: Nightfly at November 22, 2005 12:21 PM
Nightfly, that is a lie created by the liberal, pie-hating media.
Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2005 12:55 PM
A pie? You desecrated a pie? What kind of person would do that? No wonder you turned to He of the Noodley Appendage in an effort to salve your guilty conscience.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 22, 2005 02:09 PM
Nightfly, I think the quote in the paper was "Man, I want a piece of that!".
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 22, 2005 03:09 PM
Crusty old bastard, perverting pastry.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 23, 2005 08:51 AM
Funny, I'm amazed he kept his hand off of the tart...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 23, 2005 10:53 AM