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September 26, 2005

Bushy McChimphitler Has Destroyed Our Society!

Which is why crime is at a 30 year low:

The nation's crime rate was unchanged last year, holding at the lowest levels since the government began surveying crime victims in 1973, the Justice Department reported Sunday.

Because, as we all know, Rove has gathered his minions about him in the super-secret lair where they perform their own, unreported crimes! Muwhahahahahaah!

Oh, in case you were wondering which crime victims were surveyed:

Murder is not counted because the bureau's study is based on statements by crime victims...

Mother Sheehan speaks for them, natch.

...In a separate report based on preliminary police data, the FBI found a 3.6 percent drop between 2003 and 2004 -- from 16,500 to 15,910. Chicago was largely responsible for the decrease.

So murders have dropped quite a bit in Chicago, as have the resultant voter registrations.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at September 26, 2005 08:30 AM