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August 16, 2005

"You Bourgeois Bloodsucker,...

...you would be well advised to behave with discretion!"
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Insults courtesy of the hardwork and enviable talent of Geoff Davis (and his NK-News), evil capitalist genius.
Calif. man catalogs N. Korea’s rhetoric
Web site devoted to satirizing official news agency's over-the-top writing
WASHINGTON - Few can denounce the ”imperialist ogre” or “kingpin of evil” as well as the writers at North Korea’s official news agency, and a California graphic artist is now cataloging their rhetorical masterpieces on a Web site.

Launched in May, www.nk-news.net boasts of having nearly every KCNA article since December 1996 -- “over 50 megabytes of hard-core Stalinist propaganda ... each article written in the unique and indelible style of the KCNA.”

Readers can get a taste of that KCNA style from recommended key word searches, such as “burning hatred,” which turns up 18 articles. The targets of that hot wrath include Japan, Yankees, ”U.S. imperialist ogres” and “class enemies.”

“Human scum” yields 25 KCNA reports applying that epithet to President Bush, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and diplomat John Bolton. Rumsfeld also keeps company with Japanese officials in the “political dwarf” category.

Posted by tree hugging sister at August 16, 2005 04:34 PM

Comments

I don't know, Sis. I don't think anyone has yet topped "tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms".

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 16, 2005 06:00 PM

Oh dear. I'm so terribly sorry to have gone off theme.

"Die tinisched-brainnen wiepr des bottomische den otteren volken"

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 16, 2005 06:12 PM

"den otter volks"?

the ones that live in the ocean und eet den oystern?

the oystern front!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 16, 2005 06:35 PM

Ja! Ja! Der Blau Oeysteren Cuelten! Nein fieren den reaperen!

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 16, 2005 09:01 PM

I don't think anyone has yet topped "tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms".

True, true, but there's one huge difference. That is fantasy, this is real.

I think.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 17, 2005 08:54 AM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail wasn't a documentary? Who knew?

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 17, 2005 09:15 AM