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July 21, 2005
Let Me See If I Understand
1) Rene has a husband in El Salvador.
2) Rene lives with her boyfriend in Houston.
3) Rene's boyfriend cheats on her.
4) Rene cuts off his John Thomas* with a kitchen knife.
Relationships can be so complicated sometimes...
*The name has been changed to protect the delicate sensibilities of a certain blogger.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at July 21, 2005 12:36 PM
Comments
Should change her name to Bobbitt.
Or maybe Hackett.
Posted by: Ken Summers at July 21, 2005 01:19 PM
How would that not wake him up is my question.
Posted by: Crusader at July 21, 2005 01:41 PM
Well, there is a way to test your theory, Crusader...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 21, 2005 01:55 PM
It doesn't matter which name you use, Bings, I'm looking for my fainting couch - and not because people are talking about it.
Posted by: Nightfly at July 21, 2005 02:47 PM