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July 19, 2005

Ken out of town...

and this occurs.

Posted by Crusader at July 19, 2005 11:12 AM

Comments

WAIT A MINUTE HERE.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.

The horse was boffing him?????

"Ick" doesn't even come close to covering it.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2005 11:45 AM

And this is just unbelieveable:

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

Um, anyone notice anything familiar about where this happened????

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2005 11:47 AM

Calling Mountain Man...
Mountain Man, will you come in please ?

(WHOOPS! Maybe I should rephrase that...)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 19, 2005 11:51 AM

I couldn't believe it when I read it. I thought the fool got kicked or something before I read the rest.

Posted by: Crusader at July 19, 2005 12:23 PM

Ick is right!!! Thankfully, neither is no where near Walla Walla.

Mr. Bingley, didn't you go hunting around Enumclaw once? Or was that Cle Elum?

Posted by: The Real JeffS at July 19, 2005 01:47 PM

Oh yeah, he did. But 'what was he (and Crusader the pervert, mind you) out looking for' needs to be asked.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 19, 2005 02:20 PM

Our brother lives there...and we haven't heard from him in a few days.

Beastiality is legal in Washington. Amazing.

And obviously we weren't lookin' in the right sections of Enumclaw, sis.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2005 02:38 PM

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, ...

You're kidding, right? Talk about PETA-friendly. Then again, it's possible that they never imagined they needed to outlaw such a thing. It's like a law against drinking Drano.

Posted by: Nightfly at July 19, 2005 02:59 PM

'Always a day late to the party and miss all the horsin' around'

Bingley's motto.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 19, 2005 03:26 PM

"He's back in my saddle again..."

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2005 04:14 PM

Now I hafta wonder when one of them talks about the 'rack' on an elk...

Posted by: Crusader at July 19, 2005 05:01 PM

And obviously we weren't lookin' in the right sections of Enumclaw, sis.

Maybe you were looking in the right sections after all? Although Enumclaw (as I recall) isn't all that big....

Posted by: The Real JeffS at July 20, 2005 01:50 AM

Well, this Seattle, after all. Berkeley North. And home of Starbucks.

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 20, 2005 06:28 PM

...Enumclaw (as I recall) isn't all that big....

Maybe now you know why.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 20, 2005 10:17 PM