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June 16, 2005

This Is Not A "Prank"

You do not throw water balloons at moving cars. People will die; possibly even you, you ass.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 16, 2005 01:32 PM

Comments

What kind of gruesome maroons are that kid's family ~ I mean pictures of him on what might be his deathbed? When, however awful and underserved the outcome, it was precipitated by HIS actions. (To paraphrase Eddie Murphy ~ "You brought that shit on yourself, man!")

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 16, 2005 01:51 PM

Yeah, that seemed a little...odd, the family providing those pictures. We're supposed to have sympathy for the little shit?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 16, 2005 02:16 PM

I'm almost tempted to put him in as an alternate for the DarwinAwards.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 16, 2005 02:16 PM

I remember as a warped youth when one of the Maint Guys at Action Park threw a water balloon over the walking bridge that connected Water World with motor World, and it hit the 'shield of a brand new MB. The driver stopped the car without hitting anything, but it was quite a nasty thing to have witnessed, and a sound I have not forgotten.

Posted by: Crusader at June 16, 2005 03:02 PM

I don't wish injuries like that on the kid, but I am glad it was the ones throwing the water balloons who caught the damage.

Daughter Number One totaled her pickup because some brats hit her and the car in front of her with water balloons (from the sidewalk). Fortunately, there were no injuries, and the brats' parents were responsible types who covered the damage costs.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 16, 2005 03:35 PM

Oh Ken, how awful! I'm glad everyone was ok...and I'm glad for the kid's sake that you weren't in the truck with her.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 16, 2005 03:45 PM

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0605/232592.html

Lovely news story from my fair city.

Posted by: Lisa at June 16, 2005 04:06 PM

Oh ick Lisa.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 16, 2005 04:07 PM

[Putting on geezer hat] WTF is it with kids these days? The worst thing we ever even thought of doing was taking a leak off an overpass.

And yeah, B, it's a good thing I wasn't in the truck.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 16, 2005 04:11 PM