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June 03, 2005

Stands Alone, No Explanations Needed

When possessing India’s entire war plans didn’t help
Pakistan lost the 1965 war despite knowing India’s war plans

Mr Gohar Ayub Khan has lobbed a ‘bombshell’ across the border. He has revealed that his father, Pakistan’s first military dictator Field Marshal Ayub Khan, pulled off an intelligence coup in before the 1965 war with India, when he purchased the Indian Army’s war plans for a mere Rs 20,000.

He alleges that an Indian brigadier sold away India’s military secrets in order to indulge his wife’s expensive hobby of ‘canning fruits and vegetables’.

See what happens when you let women drive? Then they wanna start canning vegetables, ruin the country, perpetuating a cycle of despair.

Swill Salute to Rob at Crab Apple Lane.

Posted by tree hugging sister at June 3, 2005 02:58 PM


Thanks, sister.

Posted by: Rob at June 4, 2005 03:14 AM

Oh my pleasure entirely. (This was a little gem!)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 4, 2005 10:58 AM

And they lost.


Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 4, 2005 07:23 PM

Oi! This has got to be making someone in India mad......

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 6, 2005 09:52 PM