The Coalition of the Swilling

I was in full agreement with mine right up to the

but is not easy to live with

part.

Bullsh&t!! I'm a ray of sunshine and everyone knows it. Televangelist, remember?

Your birth tree is

Elm Tree, the noble-mindedness
Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, tends to a know-all-attitude and making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.

Heh...I can't argue with most of that.

My bride:

Apple Tree, the Love
Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination

I'm not sure I'm crazy about this "flirtatious" bit though...

Your birth tree is Rowan, the Sensitivity

Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive

Sounds right for me, too, even down to the "does not forgive" part.

I'm loving the life path crap. "While the 6 may assume huge responsibilities in the community, the life revolves around the immediate home and family, for this is the most domestic of numbers." I don't know about me, but one of my main characters in the Mother of Unfinishable Stories is definitely a six.

And I'm not sure how that stuff jives with my tree: Weeping Willow the Melancholy. I must be bipolar.

Ironically, my name is also a six. Cue the Twilight Zone theme now.

the life path 3 produces individuals who are always a welcome addition to any social situation...Here we are apt to find the entertainers of the world, bright, effervescent, sparkling people with very optimistic attitudes.

That's me! Everbody loves to have me around.

You have good manners and seem to be very conscious of other people's feelings and emotions.

[insert compassionate head-tilt here]

You are not very good at handling money because of a general lack of concern about it. You spend it when you have it and don't when you don't.

I would say that would make me rather good at handling it; certainly better thant the government.

HAH!! I'm a Weeping Willow, too! I'll be a brooding, beautiful Hamlet girly type.
Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

Maybe I should write funeral dirges, something snappy like that, with all my suffering.

I'm a three, too and the $$ thing is dead on. If I still have checks, I have money, right?