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June 07, 2005

Bring Out Your Dead...

CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!!

Zimbabwe's president denies he's dead
‘When did I die and where?’ Mugabe, 81, reportedly asks aide

HARARE, Zimbabwe - Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe denied rumors that he died of heart failure last week, the official Herald newspaper reported on Tuesday.


DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Posted by tree hugging sister at June 7, 2005 10:14 AM

Comments

Gosh, I didn't realize that Mugabe was such a dried, bitter husk.

Where are all the cries for him to retire, like they gave poor JP2?

Posted by: Nightfly at June 7, 2005 11:55 AM

"Got better"

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 7, 2005 12:12 PM

BTW, Daughter Number Two has listened to "Spamalot" online and loves to sing "I'm Not Dead Yet"

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 7, 2005 12:13 PM

Maybe Mugabe will be the next Secretary-General of the United Nations?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 8, 2005 01:23 AM