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June 28, 2005

Another Stupid Link Headline

From the home page link to this MSNBC story.

Feds never learned why tiger attacked Roy Horn
I guess the tiger wouldn't take a deal and wasn't talking. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for the conspiracy theories offered in explanation.
He said the casino was flooded with e-mails such as this one the USDA included in its report: “If there is audio & video of the tiger attack it should be analyzed for far-UV and or high ultra sonics, as well as other triggers that might be the work of a terrorist aiming at a high profile GAY target.”
I subscribe to the "...unhinged by a woman with a beehive hairdo" theory.
I mean, haven't we all been at one time or another?

Posted by tree hugging sister at June 28, 2005 04:04 PM

Comments

Wow. I told that guy he had to use 16d nails to keep his tinfoil hat on. I didn't know he'd take me seriously.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 28, 2005 10:48 PM

Huh. I can explain it easily. The tiger's a cat. Cats are wild creatures -- "wild" being another word for "unpredictable." Even my sweet little declawed kitty sometimes hauls off and bites my ankle if she just happens to feel like it.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at June 28, 2005 11:22 PM

Especially if your hair's all beehive poofy, right Andrea? Right?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 29, 2005 09:08 AM