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June 06, 2005

A New Meaning For "Trouser Trout"...

Well, at least she didn't have crabs.

Did Tim order sushi?

"An examination revealed 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built apron."

This is "allegedly"?

Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 6, 2005 03:16 PM

Comments

"Is that a flounder in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 6, 2005 03:34 PM

It says a lot about the efficacy of Singaporean officials that they let her on the plane...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 6, 2005 03:56 PM

Maybe they're just used to it in Singapore.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 6, 2005 04:19 PM

Yeah, allegedly...This is how the press covers itself. You know, innocent until proven guilty. I heard someone take that apart recently. They were talking about the rapist in Atlanta that overpowered his guard, stole her gun, killed her and the judge and then fled. Only to kill someone else. Now the press uses the term "allegedly" when they talk about this guy. Come on, the fact is that he killed at least two people. He is a killer. Now his crime is murder and as of now, he only stands accused of murder. But that does not take away from the FACT that he is a killer. The press will fall over themselves to ensure fairness for criminals, but what about conservatives or Republican Presidents…

Posted by: WunderKraut at June 6, 2005 04:26 PM

Yeah, but they said she had a hot bass.......

Posted by: Crusader at June 6, 2005 04:29 PM

I thought the scales of justice were blind?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 6, 2005 06:09 PM

Silly Wunder, that's because in the eyes of the Press the issue of the guilt of the murderer is still somewhat in doubt...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 6, 2005 06:37 PM

Hmmmmm.....it all sounds pretty fishy to me.....

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 8, 2005 01:24 AM