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May 27, 2005

Momma Told Me (Not to Come)

That ain't the way to have fun, son. (Apologies to Randy Newman and Three Dog Night.)

Posted by tree hugging sister at May 27, 2005 11:50 AM

Comments

Blindness as in "she don't look as good this mornig as she did last night"?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 27, 2005 12:02 PM

No, the "if you don't stop playing with that, you'll go blind" blindness.

How're those glasses of yours doing?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 27, 2005 12:04 PM

They seem to be weakening.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 27, 2005 12:12 PM

"Is that a white cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 27, 2005 12:19 PM

Blue on blue,
Heartache or hard ache,
Blue on blue,
now that we are through...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 27, 2005 12:24 PM

And does this CNBC headline seem...odd?

FDA looking into blindness-Viagra link

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 27, 2005 12:27 PM

Do they get hair on their palms, too?

Posted by: Lisa at May 27, 2005 12:38 PM

Vioxx, Celebrex and Bextra all fall into a category of drugs known as Cox-2 inhibitors.

I trust that Viagra is not a Cox inhibitor.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 27, 2005 12:56 PM

I heard the generic name for Viagra is mycoxafloppin.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 27, 2005 01:00 PM

I see you've all beaten me to the "What exactly are they doing with the results of the Cialis?" joke...

Hopefully this means that I can stop seeing the lousy commercials, especially Viagra. Raffie Palmiero? Yeah, he's who I want to think about in the mood. :::erk::: Then there was the neighborhood of men jumping about, capering and hugging each other in slow-motion to "We Are the Champions". ALL MEN. Freddie approved, I'm sure. The best is the Mark Martin NASCAR tie-in. You whip around the track at 220 mph! Is that the brand-consciousness you want to reinforce for an ED treatment?

Really, is it that hard to sell a drug that gets guys aroused?

Posted by: Nightfly at May 27, 2005 01:32 PM

Really, is it that hard to sell a drug that gets guys aroused?

I thought it was called "beer."

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 27, 2005 01:47 PM

Did you know that the original form of Viagra was a suppository?

Terrible side effects, though. The patients didn't know if they were coming or going.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 27, 2005 03:06 PM

Did you know that the original form of Viagra was a suppository?

You know what happened to the test samples, dontcha? They rectum......

Posted by: Crusader at May 27, 2005 04:52 PM

Anal two ways about it.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 27, 2005 05:22 PM