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May 18, 2005

How Odd

First Thickly Settled makes its appearence, then I stumble over this...

Chockbilderna av Tonya

Harding: Nu har jag fått figur som en boxare

I think we should all take a stab at translating.

I'll go first:

Harding: "CREAMpuffs ???!!! I'm ain't givin' you da F*&kin' CREAMpuffs!!"

Posted by tree hugging sister at May 18, 2005 03:03 PM

Comments

"I said DIP me you f***ing sissy boy!"

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 18, 2005 03:19 PM

Harding: Nu har jag fått figur som en boxare

Beowulf: Now that's some fat figure for a boxer!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 18, 2005 03:21 PM

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 18, 2005 03:23 PM

Harding: I should NOT have had that third burrito...

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 18, 2005 03:36 PM

"Stumble over" or "crash headlong into and total my truck"?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 18, 2005 03:41 PM

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 18, 2005 04:09 PM

crash headlong into and total my truck
And cause me to go blind. Yes, all of the above.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 18, 2005 04:18 PM

"Swedish scientists have identified the cause of the famine"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 18, 2005 04:20 PM

Inquiring minds wondering how I find these little treasures?
I read this:

Tonya Harding, looking quite well-fed, said that she gets lots of offers to appear in a skating rink with her old nemesis Nancy Kerrigan. “I would never do that,” Harding said, reports Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet. “I have too much respect for her. What happened happened and we have to let it be.”

If there is a God, He will protect us.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 18, 2005 04:26 PM

"Quite well-fed" in much the same way that Dolly Parton is "quite top-heavy"

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 18, 2005 04:37 PM

Harding: Nu har jag fått figur som en boxare
Giambi: So that's where my steroids went!

They should get her and Kerrigan onto a rink together - with hockey sticks. We could make beached whale jokes until we got tired. And couldn't you see Harding waddling around like a fat Sting, yowling "I will kill herrrrrr!"

Posted by: Nightfly at May 18, 2005 05:13 PM

Is she trying to give Butterbean a run for his money?

http://www.infinityboxing.com/MaryAnn%20Photos/Butterbean.jpg

Posted by: nobrainer at May 18, 2005 05:53 PM

He looks fetching compared to the jagrmeister fått figur. Better dressed anyway.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 18, 2005 07:33 PM

Nightfly, even you can't be that desperate to see some action in a hockey rink!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 18, 2005 07:45 PM

My Svedish is very rusty, but I think the translation is, "This is how I get out of my tight jeans."

Posted by: The Real JeffS at May 19, 2005 10:45 AM