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May 09, 2005
Good to Know...
...someone's watching out for us. As proof I offer this little gem from the AP, coyly hidden among the War, Hillary, Bolton, apes in Kansas and fries in Detroit stories that dominate our headlines. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I know this guy...
The skunk ape, alias swamp ape, apparently smells like bad eggs and goat dung, an odor attributed to its poor bathing habits and penchant for sulfurous alligator caves.
Posted by tree hugging sister at May 9, 2005 12:17 AM
Comments
He got busted with 30,000 pounds of pot, and I'm supposed to believe he's not seeing things?
And another thing: 30,000 pounds? I thought that was a standard unit for bananas, anyway.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 9, 2005 08:06 AM
The whole impact of the song is lost with just the lyrics. You need to hear Harry singing "of (pause) baNANAS" for it to work. Then it's seared, seared in your memory.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 9, 2005 08:46 AM
Flambeed, actually.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 9, 2005 08:50 AM