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April 01, 2005

Wear It Loud! Wear It Proud!

Dateline: Kuwait


Ladies, don't you just love a man in uniform?

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2005 12:02 PM

Comments

I assume this is The Real JeffS?

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 1, 2005 12:15 PM

It is indeed! And that's my new found pet, Spot, on the left. I'm going to try and bring him home. Spot will be a very nice addition to my house, don't you think?

Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 1, 2005 12:21 PM

Ain't he a handsome devil? I have exclusive interview rights with all young ladies who seek to make his acquantance, so ladies send those resumes to me. Only the best for our boys over there!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2005 12:22 PM

It REALLY is!! Nothing like our studly desert warrior to model Swampy in the farthest corner of the world. (Mr. Summers himself being our very own manly-man next door model!)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 1, 2005 12:23 PM

Somehow I don't think someone will try to do to Spot what they tried on Misty...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2005 12:25 PM

Bingley, in his own shy fashion, has neglected to mention the 'sweet young things for JeffS' registration fee he's imposed.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 1, 2005 12:25 PM

Really more of a duty than a fee...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2005 12:26 PM

Now JeffS, I'm trying to hook you up with my best friend, but she said you look like a Yankee fan!? A wonderful thing in my book but she's peculiar that way. (Every time the Mets lose a manager, she applies for the job.)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 1, 2005 04:14 PM

Sadly, THS, I am not a baseball fan at all. I hope your friend can deal with that.

Mr. Bingley: Don't forget my cut of the duty. And I still won't write you in as a third party for any pre-nuptial agreement. That is non-negotiable.

Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 2, 2005 12:04 AM

Rats.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 2, 2005 02:01 PM

I certainly hope, Jeff, that you get to bring your newfound pet home. I also hope that you can find a good place to, er, exercise him, as it were.

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 2, 2005 09:17 PM

Oh, I am counting on exercising him, Ken. My street has speeders, y'see.....

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 3, 2005 03:57 AM

Hey! What about my exclusives?

Posted by: C.L. at April 3, 2005 07:04 AM

Speeders? Heh heh. Hope you take video...

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 3, 2005 08:35 PM

My apologies for breaking our contract, C.L., but Tree Hugging Sister employed extremely persuasive interrogation techniques: chocolate pecan cookies. If they'd used those at Abu Gharib, the uproar would have broken glass in downtown NYC. Cruel. Simply cruel. And inhuman as well. That's why she promised me more. And none to Mr. Bingley, so I can get even more.

If you want to negotiate an out-of-court settlement with THS, C.L., you are on your own. But be warned: not only is she married to a Marine, she is a former Marine herself.

Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 4, 2005 01:05 AM

C.L., my support for your noble cause can be gained by buying me beer.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 4, 2005 08:18 AM

And we know that more is better, don't we my JeffS, hmmmm??? Hmmm ???
And more will be on the way...

C.L., you can leave now.

Bingley, you traitorous BASTARD !!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 4, 2005 11:50 AM

And she says 'does he at least like hockey?'

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 6, 2005 01:28 PM

OOh! Give me that howitzer where you know I want it baby! Make it a HEAT round!

edited by the Management. Twerp.

Posted by: Bryan Law at April 28, 2005 10:12 PM

hmmmmmm 25pdr howitzer yummy

Posted by: astonished at April 29, 2005 01:11 AM

Is that the real real jeffs? ... btw, "twerp" bryla, the 25 pounder fired HE, smoke and AP ... "drop short" Stevo ...

Posted by: Stevo at April 29, 2005 09:00 AM

Jeff ... why do you look so content .. have you aimed "Spot" at Margo's Web Dairy HQ? ...

Posted by: Stevo at April 29, 2005 09:43 AM

I dunno... it looks a bit light for deer season...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 29, 2005 11:10 AM

Stevo, the range is a bit long for Web Diary, but if you'll observe, I'll give it a shot!

Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 29, 2005 11:47 AM

Jeff ... it's a long time since I've fired a gun, I've thought about the 10,000 km range to Margo's HQ, the 25 pounder has a range of about 10 km, maybe a bit of un-un-depleted uranium might make it to Margo's HQ in Sydney ... if not, let's discuss about how we'll take over the world as neo-cons instead ... Stevo

Posted by: Stevo at April 29, 2005 12:28 PM

never a FO ... a GPO ...

Posted by: Stevo at April 29, 2005 12:34 PM

Stevo, you better hope Uncle Karl doesn't find out you're talking about the un-un-un-depleted uranium weapons (code named "The Gin and Tonic Project"); you know how displeased he will be...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 29, 2005 01:23 PM

Richard, i think it's for wabbit season.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 29, 2005 02:38 PM