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April 08, 2005

Thoughts From The First Round Of The Masters

1) Rich Beem is not as fat in real life as he appears on tv.

2) Craig Stadler is fatter.

3) If Craig Parry were any fatter Luke Skywalker would be leading a squadron of X-Wings to blow him up.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 8, 2005 04:59 PM

Comments

I am unabashedly stealing that Luke Skywalker line, Mr. B.

Posted by: David Gillies at April 12, 2005 01:19 PM

Put down Bingley's line immediately, or we tie a cheeseburger to your leg and whistle 'Here Parry, Parry, Parry'!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 12, 2005 04:04 PM

NO ths! It can't have come to that!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 12, 2005 06:06 PM