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April 04, 2005

Thanks Bill

Oral Sex Safe and Not Really Sex, Say U.S. Teens.

Hey, if it works for the President...

A case of beer to the first fella who convinces his wife of this.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 4, 2005 02:12 PM

Comments

Safe. Yeah, did you ever see "Cross of Iron"?

Posted by: John at April 4, 2005 02:24 PM

No...and you've made me afraid.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 4, 2005 02:32 PM

Yanno, I'm probably a bit older than you. I remember when AIDES was a diet chocolate... I remember when we talked about "going all the way"... anything that didn't involve that wasn't "having sex".

You see, girls were supposed to be virgins when they got married. (So were boys... but who could tell, anyway, so no-one paid attention to that, least of all the boys.) So unless it involved something that would break that all-important proof of virginity, it wasn't 'really' sex.

Nice to see that abstinence education and the 'pledge of virginity' has brought back a lovely old tradition...
/sarcasm off

Posted by: Kathy K at April 4, 2005 08:38 PM

Was oral sex even considered in the whole 1st base/2nd base/3rd base bit? Not that I remember. I mean, while I'm no where near as old as, say, Ken, when I was a teen in the late 70s/early 80s this stuff wasn't even on the radar, or if it was it was something beyond 'normal' sex ("If you're lucky she'll go all the way, and if you're really lucky...").

But maybe as a sheltered provincial a lot of things went over my head...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2005 08:07 AM

Back in those days (FY Bingley), oral sex was not in the baseball analogy. It was something the other side of "grand slam". Times change.

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 5, 2005 09:41 AM

Mr. B, in Cross of Iron, one of James Coburn's Wehrmacht troopers forces a captured Red Army woman soldier to service him off camera. There is a scream, James runs in to the building, and there's a lot of blood on her face.

Posted by: John at April 5, 2005 10:42 AM

According to what the poll said, it could be called bush league these days, Ken....

Posted by: Crusader at April 5, 2005 10:51 AM

You should mention that it was the one guy everybody hated. So, after Coburn saw what happened AND the faces of the Russian women standing around the writhing, unfortunate fellow, he backed out and quietly closed the door. Sheesh, what a movie.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2005 11:16 AM

Was her name Elorena Bobbitova?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2005 11:23 AM

Ivana Kutitoff.

Posted by: John at April 5, 2005 12:17 PM

His name was Pieter Bitoff, iirc.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2005 12:59 PM

Johannes Snodyck

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2005 01:48 PM

What do they call that operation? Lopitofomy?

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 5, 2005 02:19 PM