The Coalition of the Swilling

"tree hugging sister" returns "ENERGISER THUGS GIT!"

hahahahaha!

Of course, "Mr Bingley" returns "Girl by men", which has me somewhat concerned...

"crusader" is appropriately "rude cars"

and "dear curs..."

"anagram" is an anagram for "a rag man", which was a really cool gig for Scott Joplin.

It's also an anagram for "agar man", a far less cool gig. As lab jobs go, that's about as uncool as it gets.

Not to mention an anagram for my Mom's coolest gig: "a granma"

Also a possible guest character on "F-Troop": "Ma Agarn"

To bad it wasn't "rude curs"........

If you spell out "Mister" you can get "Lingers by item," which makes one suspect you of shoplifting. Nightfly doesn't seem to have enough vowels for anything proper - about the only one is "Thy fling." (Vaguely naughty and Elizabethan.)

And Ms. Sister? Well, I do like the one Bings has for you, but for calling me whiny (which, again, I am nooooooot, I hereby anagramize you as "Right Regent Gussie."

My musical tastes, if one uses my mexican cousin "Meester Bingley", are "I'm sternly Be Gee"

I think you could get a lot of mileage out of yours, Nightfly. I picture thee introducing thyself to some maiden fair , and whilst bowing and sweeping thy hat off of thine head thou sayest "Thy fling".