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April 18, 2005
British Granma Throws Gnome At Burglar...
...And the EU is investigating her for "actions disrepectful to the gnome's dignity."
Well, not really, but sadly believable, isn't it?
(via Ken,, who is so desperate for Lesbian Gorilla News that he's fantasizing about gnomes. Sad, really)
Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 08:41 AM
Comments
I told you, I told you, I TOLD you! (see post below)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 18, 2005 09:44 AM
"Lesbian Gorilla News...."?
I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to .......
Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 18, 2005 09:48 AM
Good thing Grandma wasn't French or she'd be in prison.
Posted by: Ken Summers at April 18, 2005 10:35 AM
Ah, dwarf tossing. The decline of western civilization can be directly tied to its ban, methinks.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 10:41 AM
It's always a good thing that Grandma wasn't French, Ken.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 10:48 AM
Yes, but I thought it went without saying.
And I'm sadly disappointed that JeffS is a kokophobe. I thought he was more open-minded than that.
Posted by: Ken Summers at April 18, 2005 10:53 AM
Well, he is in Kuwait, and with all those beauties around him...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 18, 2005 11:01 AM
Yeah, and they either speak Arabic or have humps in the wrong place. And we won't even discuss goats.....
Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 18, 2005 12:40 PM
No wonder these gnomes have been running away to cavort with Hooters girls.
Posted by: Nightfly at April 18, 2005 01:20 PM
And we won't even discuss goats.....
With my glasses off, it looked like you said girls...
Kokphobe huh? Aw, that's awfully unenlightened of you. And I was getting ready to gear up the cookie machine.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 18, 2005 02:15 PM
Kokophobe. No glasses and Ebola's computer, sheesh.
And I don wanna hear gnome 'ore about it.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 18, 2005 05:11 PM
I wish I could talk about girls......
Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 19, 2005 12:43 PM