« Lady Fingered | Main | The Atheist »
April 22, 2005
A Crime I Guarantee My Child Won't Commit
My kid will be chauffered to school...on the bleepin' bus; or she'll walk. No kid needs to drive a BMW at 17.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 22, 2005 08:20 AM
Comments
Sad part is when I used to work in Thomasville, NC, all of the furniture co owners kids were driving around in BMWs and MBs at 16. Crusader II still thinks he is getting our 525i, but at this rate, I am not sure I'm getting it.......
Posted by: Crusader at April 22, 2005 10:13 AM
NO F***ING SHIT!
Posted by: Ken Summers at April 22, 2005 10:23 AM
Er, that would be your 10 year old 525i, correct?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 22, 2005 10:37 AM
Sheesh, what a spoiled brat!!! Must have wanted a Bentley for a super-hot date, or something else equally stooooooopid.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 22, 2005 11:18 AM
Er, that would be your 10 year old 525i, correct?
17 years old, actually. But only has around 120k miles on her.
Posted by: Crusader at April 22, 2005 11:49 AM
There's nothing else to do in the suburbs of Seattle once the Globalists aren't around to be picketed. May as well commit some insurance fraud to keep in practice!
Posted by: Nightfly at April 22, 2005 01:47 PM