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February 23, 2005

The Stench From New Jersey Has Nothing To Do With The Refineries

Once again New Jersey politicians show how corrupt they are. Passing cash in little brown paper bags outside diners. Codenames like "munchkins." Just disgusting. And the rot is evenly spread amongst Democrats and Republicans. New Jersey desperately needs an independant Governor who is free from the county party machine politics that corrode the state, someone who will clean house. And John Corzine, that ain't you.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at February 23, 2005 08:10 AM

Comments

If it weren't for the other 49 states and the Federal government, New Jersey would be run by someone who fancies himself "Colonel" and prances around wearing military uniforms while having the opposition gunned down and upgrading his lifestyle using the state's treasury.

It really is that corrupt.

Posted by: Bill McCabe at February 24, 2005 07:02 AM

Well, we were just run by someone who prancied around in frilly underwear Bill, and who upgraded his boyfriend's lifestyle via the state treasury...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 24, 2005 07:59 AM

Well, yes, but if not for the feds, Bill's right: McGreevey'd still be around. And forget about "Colonel;" he'd obviously have himself crowned Queen.

(insert obligatory groan)

Posted by: Dave J at February 26, 2005 08:18 PM

Well as the joke goes Dave: where else could a guy go to sleep as Governor and wake up as a queen?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 27, 2005 07:49 PM

Remember all of those "Whitman = McGreevey" bumper stickers from 2001? Turns out, they were right.

Posted by: Nightfly at March 1, 2005 10:25 PM

And the damn thing is McGreevey had better taste in lingerie. Who knew?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 2, 2005 08:08 AM